Wednesday, October 8, 2008

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Winning Rick Roll Video Example


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long time coming

Real Talk
-noun

Used to dictate something that is common knowledge, or truth.

"OHHHHHHHH SHIT REAL TALK SON"

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Hydro Bill
-noun

An amount of 30$. Commonly used to grab cash from student for petty use of electrical appliances. Money sought in this way is often used for the ingestion of coccaine.

"He used the light in his room, that's at least a hydro bill."

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Glowstick in a pond
-metaphor

Something that is not commonly understood by the population. Usually something that is instated by an outside force, suddenly.

"Tax cuts? That's a glowstick in a pond man..."

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Body Massage
-expletive

Used to cap off a sentance of particular offense.

"YO MOMMA... ohhhh body massage."

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Winning Rick Roll:
-noun

A Rick Roll of particular planning and execution, that goes above and beyond the status of a normal rick roll.

eg:
Placing a computer sound system strategically beneathe the bed of a visiting friend, running it's wires through the wall into a joining bedroom. Early in the morning, cueing a rick roll, from full volume.

"Yeah, it's about 1am now... let's give him the winning rick roll."

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Michael Buble
-noun

Critically acclaimed canadian recording artist. Excellent reviews and overall, more gross sales then Neil Young, a particularly homosexually inclined canadian recording artist.

Tuesday, August 12, 2008

DDAY - 1
-noun

A much anticipated date between the Author's. On this day, only one full 24 hour period remains before Author Kirley lands in noobfinland.

Wednesday, August 6, 2008

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Mudkip Time:
- Noun


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Dawsons Creek lol:
- noun

When a person lol's to the tune of popular teenage television show, Dawson's Creek.

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Blockle Raice:
- Verb

When players, in a game of blockles, race to place their peices down and reach the top fastest.

eg:

Dungey: "BLOCKLE RAICE BOIIIIIII"
Kirley: "NOOB AHAHAHAHAHA RAICE ME REHHHHHHH!"



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Man Day:
- noun

To take place on a specific day during a specific visit to a specific province, Man Day is a day dedicated to manly things of all nature. For instance, such things, though part of an ever growing list, include...

-Playing Football
-Watching violence
-Drinking canned beer
-Eating a 'Man'
-A steak wrapped in bacon, topped with melted cheese, with butter and hotsauce to dip.
-Wearing no / stained shirts
-burping / farting

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Scavenger
- Adjective

When one person waits for the other, always, to make a first move. Usually followed by a counterattack in the general or exact location first attacked by the non-scavenger.

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Tuesday, August 5, 2008

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Fastnbulbous:
-Noun

A squid eating dough from a polyethylene bag.

example:
"Fastnbulbous!"
"Thats right, the masscara snake, fastnbulbous! Also, a tin tear drop"
"Bulbous also tapered!"
"Thats right"

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Final Conquest
-Noun

A free Java based game of RISK which can be played for free with people all over the world.

http://www.finalconquest.com/

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Final Conquest Ranks
-Adjective

A point system determining how your skill stacks up to those you have faced. Upon clicking the "Worst of the Week" button; one can usually see a screen as such...


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Dungey:
- Last Name

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Sunday, August 3, 2008

BAI-KON-AIE-TORRRRRRR
-noun

A delicious sandwich prepared by local 'Wendy's' resturants. It's proper spelling is listed above, though some refer to it as a 'Baconator'.


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Ska-Doosh
-expletive

Used in sentances, to end of a particularly pertinent point. Often used as a means to complete an otherwise successful rage, or end, generally, a conversation.

Dungey - "I HATE EARLY SCRAMBLES"
Kirley - "Ska-Doosh, Noob."
Sandboxed:
-noun

A choice term among homosexual players of the board game "Risk". This term is not well known among many hetero players, but seems to be some way of the communicating undying devotion to men, from the user.

Dungey - "HAH! I took south america again!"
Kirley - "Yeah, really sandboxed yourself in there eh? eh?"
Dungey - "...uhh, no."
Kirley - "Wanna kiss men or something?"

Saturday, July 26, 2008

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THE Couch:
-Noun

A very specific two person blue pull out couch. Possibly the most uncomfortable in all existence. Not only do you have to mount the bed in a certain way, less it fall apart. But the metal frame of the couch serve only to contort your body in all manner of awkward positions to try and fall asleep. Best results are aided by the numbing effects of alcohol.

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N.S.Z.
-Abbreviation

Currently standing for No Sleep Zone. These are specific parts of THE Couch that, despite anyones best efforts, will not be able to get a good nights rest.

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Wednesday, July 23, 2008

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Block Blocker:
- Adjective

Not unlike a c*ckblocker, this person gets in the way of a round of blockles, rendering one of the authors Rotted.

Example:

Bill: "Sorry noobcakes, Amy wants to go see a movie."
Alex: "Amy, you g-dam Block Blocker... We only got to play for 3 hours today... I am so ROTTED right now it's Unreal!"

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Tuesday, July 22, 2008

Floaters
-noun

A post scrambling Blockles effect where the victims blocks are suspended in mid air, making it very difficult to place blocks in correct positions, or make fluid lines. Floaters usually result in massive rage.

eg:

Monday, July 21, 2008

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Blockle Brain:
- Adjective

wait... what was I talking about?

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Sunday, July 20, 2008

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Operation: Thunder Hill
- Unknown

......... this.......... can't be.............. real.............

something.............. went wrong..................

10/31/08

............................................................ run..........................

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Wednesday, July 16, 2008

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Quoob:
- Noun

The joining of two separate words to create an entirely new one. In this case, the words Queer and Noob have been conjoined to define someone who is of the uttermost inferior.

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Dallas Hitler:
- Person

A common misspelling of the emo artist Dallas Green. Kirley has come about this new pronunciation after finding historical records of Mr. Green taking part, and usually in the front line of most of the Blitzkriegs during the 1940's.

For a demonstration of Mr. Green's songs, follow the link below
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBGIQ7ZuuiU

Author's Note: Who names their kid Dallas? Pfft, what a Quoob

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Monday, July 14, 2008


Ring Face
-noun

A facial contortion caused by excessive scrambling of shit, in blockles. A face that resembles a victim of that crazy TV girl from the Ring.

eg:

Friday, July 11, 2008

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Bayman:

-noun

A type of pizza, specially ordered. Includes: Melted Butter, Fish. Typically ordered to entertain.

"Yeah man, can I have one large Bayman to go?"

Refer to figure A-1

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Parmesan Rape:
- Verb

Any unwanted or non consensual sexual advance made by a package of Parmesan cheese.

*Upon reading of label for the first time: "Excuse me?"

Refer to figure A-2

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Thursday, July 10, 2008

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Early Scrambled:
- Verb

Taking place in a game of Blockles; wherein one combatant uses the scramble power up within the first thirty seconds of the round.

Example:

"So I said 'listen lady, you can take your ovaries and ... DAMMIT! I HATE BEING EARLY SCRAMBLED!'"

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Uber Noob:
- Synonym

William Dungey

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Hiroshima'd:
- Verb

Dealing massive amounts of damage to your opponent in a short period of time, and usually when they are least suspecting it. Coined after the tragedy that Japan faced in World War 2.

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Wednesday, July 9, 2008

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Blockle-a-thon:
- Noun

Anymore then 2 consecutive hours playing the same match of blockles... this is a regular occurance in the lives of the authors.

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Tuesday, July 8, 2008

Melted Butter
-noun

Melted butter is a choice pizza topping/dipping sauce for those wishing to no longer be a noob.

"Yeah, I'll have a large pepperoni pizza... melted butter on the side.

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Fuck This Game
-expletive

Usually said by author Dungey after a thorough ass-whipping in any particular video game. Followed, usually, by dramatically throwing the controller, resetting the console, exiting the game or otherwise ending the playing time.

*Dungey loses 17th round of Blockles.
"FUCK THIS GAME!"
*Dungey exits the web-browser.

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Rock Helmet
-noun

A choice military helmet worn by those playing Guitar Hero. Rock Out Helmet's can be from any era, though it is known that generally, only homosexuals wear those helmets originating from the 1960's.

*Kirley adorns Vietnam Rock Helmet.
Dungey - "Nice Rock Helmet *cough* fag *cough*"
*Kirley removes Vietnam Rock Helmet and adorns WWII-era Rock Helmet.
*Dungey lols.

Friday, July 4, 2008

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Snail Pwn/Roll:
- Noun

A epic pwn or rick roll in the form of a PO Box mail envelope.

Alex was snail rolled on his birthday... his retaliation is in the mail.

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Wednesday, July 2, 2008

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lllllllllllllllllllololololol:
- expletive

Said the exact way it is spelled, used when something extreamly funny happens.

Example:

* based on true events
1.
Alex: "no we're not painting the room pink... only fancy pants, homo's and fairies paint their room pink"
Gen: "and Bill?"
Alex: "Exactly, lllllllllllllllololololololol"

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Saturday, June 28, 2008

M.J.N.'s

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M.J.N. :
- Acronym

Currently stands for Micheal Jackson Noises. Used while playing different video games between the authors. Had once gotten to the point of over use that both Dungey and Kirley had certain days where only they could use the noises.

The following is a list of such noises, spelled phonetically:

1. Sha-mon-ah!

2. Chik-a-buh!

3. Cha-shuuu-BAH!

4. Cha-pahhh-mona!

5. Chada-moooo-kada-dah!

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The 20 Dollar Game:
-noun

A game played frequently by the authors, together or separately, where each player must spend twenty dollars on candy in the bulk barn and eat it all over the period of a video-game ridden weekend.

"Hey man, when your done touching that man, wanna go play the twenty dollar game?"

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Pensive Folk:
-adjective

Emo.

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Machine Gun Hair:
-noun

A character in video game series, Guilty Gear. Millia is known by the authors for one particularly chepa combo move where the player only presses triangle very quickly. This move is known as Machine Gun Hair because the characters hair makes very rapid movements and easily catches enemies in a flurry of hits.

"I hate it when.. FUCK YOU MACHINE GUN HAIR!"

Friday, June 27, 2008

The Second Batch

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Rotted:
- Noun & Verb

To inflict, or to be the victim of raging.

Example:

1.
"All my tetris blocks are now on you're side, how do yah like me now?"
"I am TERRIBLY rotted"

2.
"Imma rot your FAICE off!"

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Quilly:
- Noun

Derived from being half Queer and half Billy; this word can be used to refer to someone who shares both these characteristics, and is used as a time saver.

Example:

1.
"Hey Quilly, how many men did you snuggle up to today? You big ghey!"

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Blockles:
- Noun

A flash based multiplayer tetris game you can play for free on the internet. Both authors make a note to challenge one another at least once a day for at least two hours at a time. Kirley more then often being the victor.

www.iminlikewithyou.com

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Thursday, June 26, 2008

Angry Face:
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noun

An irate facial contortion, fused with the most angry eyes known to modern man. This expression also exemplifies the most commonly known 'angry eyes'. Capable of striking fear into the most experienced, and battle-hardened pizza-servers.

The cause of such an angry face is still unknown to this day, though scholars have estimated that the subject is indeed expressing his hatred towards 'noobs', in the picture.

Reference:
NARR:
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acronym

For: "Not a Rick Roll". Used to ensure the recipient of a random internet link that the page contained within the link is in fact, not a rick roll.

"THIS is not NARR."

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Man, men, men, men, manly, men, men, men, man, men men, men, men...
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-noun

Popular theme song from TV's "Two and a Half Men". Accused theme song of author 'Kirley'.


Reference:

2.

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Nooble:
- Noun

A combination of the words 'noob' and 'noodle'. This insult only really applies to one specific online gamer, as it is a play on his screen name. Rasta Kid, who was later ridiculed as Pasta Kid, had his name naturally made fun of by being called a 'noodle noob' or 'noodley noob'. To shorten this between rounds of a popular game; Blockles, he was promptly called a Nooble. To properly use this word in an insult, non of the other words in the sentace should correspond, in any way, with the above example.

1.
"Hahahaha! Nooble, you noodley fuckin' blockle toaster pie!"

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Dick Nuts:
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Noun

A common insult, referring to key male genitalia. Used most commonly to address key notes, emails, instant messages or other important documents.

1.
"Hey, dick nuts: You like men."

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Wednesday, June 25, 2008

The First Batch

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Noobfinland:

-noun

The place of residence of author (Dungey). Many fishermen and homosexuals live here.

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( ) anamatron:
- Suffix

Added to any mundane word, instantly transforming it into something a robot, computer, cyborg or bipedal artificial intelligence would say.

Example:

1.
"Noob error 10001101 - player is a noobanamatron"

2.
"Look at that gay looking Mac Book Pro"
"Yah, sure looks gayanamatron"

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Wah-Ha:
- Expletive

Used in any phrase, sentence or speech referring to either a sleeping feline, or the near lunatic like power rocking of one 'Word Man Z'.

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Juicy as a rotten Tomato:
- Noun

A phrase used to describe someone of low social principles.

Example:

1.
"That mr. Kirley is as juicy as a rotten tomato when it comes to his ideas about how to deal with the gay and lesbian community"

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Ghey:
- Noun

A bastardization of the word 'gay', meaning; homosexual. Used when referring to each other as such.

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