The Dungey & Kirley Dictionary

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Bayman:
-noun

A type of pizza, specially ordered. Includes: Melted Butter, Fish. Typically ordered to entertain.

"Yeah man, can I have one large Bayman to go?"

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Parmesan Rape:
- Verb

Any unwanted or non consensual sexual advance made by a package of Parmesan cheese.

*Upon reading of label for the first time: "Excuse me?"

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