Saturday, June 28, 2008

M.J.N.'s

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M.J.N. :
- Acronym

Currently stands for Micheal Jackson Noises. Used while playing different video games between the authors. Had once gotten to the point of over use that both Dungey and Kirley had certain days where only they could use the noises.

The following is a list of such noises, spelled phonetically:

1. Sha-mon-ah!

2. Chik-a-buh!

3. Cha-shuuu-BAH!

4. Cha-pahhh-mona!

5. Chada-moooo-kada-dah!

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The 20 Dollar Game:
-noun

A game played frequently by the authors, together or separately, where each player must spend twenty dollars on candy in the bulk barn and eat it all over the period of a video-game ridden weekend.

"Hey man, when your done touching that man, wanna go play the twenty dollar game?"

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Pensive Folk:
-adjective

Emo.

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Machine Gun Hair:
-noun

A character in video game series, Guilty Gear. Millia is known by the authors for one particularly chepa combo move where the player only presses triangle very quickly. This move is known as Machine Gun Hair because the characters hair makes very rapid movements and easily catches enemies in a flurry of hits.

"I hate it when.. FUCK YOU MACHINE GUN HAIR!"

Friday, June 27, 2008

The Second Batch

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Rotted:
- Noun & Verb

To inflict, or to be the victim of raging.

Example:

1.
"All my tetris blocks are now on you're side, how do yah like me now?"
"I am TERRIBLY rotted"

2.
"Imma rot your FAICE off!"

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Quilly:
- Noun

Derived from being half Queer and half Billy; this word can be used to refer to someone who shares both these characteristics, and is used as a time saver.

Example:

1.
"Hey Quilly, how many men did you snuggle up to today? You big ghey!"

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Blockles:
- Noun

A flash based multiplayer tetris game you can play for free on the internet. Both authors make a note to challenge one another at least once a day for at least two hours at a time. Kirley more then often being the victor.

www.iminlikewithyou.com

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Thursday, June 26, 2008

Angry Face:
-
noun

An irate facial contortion, fused with the most angry eyes known to modern man. This expression also exemplifies the most commonly known 'angry eyes'. Capable of striking fear into the most experienced, and battle-hardened pizza-servers.

The cause of such an angry face is still unknown to this day, though scholars have estimated that the subject is indeed expressing his hatred towards 'noobs', in the picture.

Reference:
NARR:
-
acronym

For: "Not a Rick Roll". Used to ensure the recipient of a random internet link that the page contained within the link is in fact, not a rick roll.

"THIS is not NARR."

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Man, men, men, men, manly, men, men, men, man, men men, men, men...
:
-noun

Popular theme song from TV's "Two and a Half Men". Accused theme song of author 'Kirley'.


Reference:

2.

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Nooble:
- Noun

A combination of the words 'noob' and 'noodle'. This insult only really applies to one specific online gamer, as it is a play on his screen name. Rasta Kid, who was later ridiculed as Pasta Kid, had his name naturally made fun of by being called a 'noodle noob' or 'noodley noob'. To shorten this between rounds of a popular game; Blockles, he was promptly called a Nooble. To properly use this word in an insult, non of the other words in the sentace should correspond, in any way, with the above example.

1.
"Hahahaha! Nooble, you noodley fuckin' blockle toaster pie!"

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Dick Nuts:
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Noun

A common insult, referring to key male genitalia. Used most commonly to address key notes, emails, instant messages or other important documents.

1.
"Hey, dick nuts: You like men."

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Wednesday, June 25, 2008

The First Batch

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Noobfinland:

-noun

The place of residence of author (Dungey). Many fishermen and homosexuals live here.

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( ) anamatron:
- Suffix

Added to any mundane word, instantly transforming it into something a robot, computer, cyborg or bipedal artificial intelligence would say.

Example:

1.
"Noob error 10001101 - player is a noobanamatron"

2.
"Look at that gay looking Mac Book Pro"
"Yah, sure looks gayanamatron"

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Wah-Ha:
- Expletive

Used in any phrase, sentence or speech referring to either a sleeping feline, or the near lunatic like power rocking of one 'Word Man Z'.

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Juicy as a rotten Tomato:
- Noun

A phrase used to describe someone of low social principles.

Example:

1.
"That mr. Kirley is as juicy as a rotten tomato when it comes to his ideas about how to deal with the gay and lesbian community"

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Ghey:
- Noun

A bastardization of the word 'gay', meaning; homosexual. Used when referring to each other as such.

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