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THE Couch:
-Noun

A very specific two person blue pull out couch. Possibly the most uncomfortable in all existence. Not only do you have to mount the bed in a certain way, less it fall apart. But the metal frame of the couch serve only to contort your body in all manner of awkward positions to try and fall asleep. Best results are aided by the numbing effects of alcohol.

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N.S.Z.
-Abbreviation

Currently standing for No Sleep Zone. These are specific parts of THE Couch that, despite anyones best efforts, will not be able to get a good nights rest.

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Block Blocker:
- Adjective

Not unlike a c*ckblocker, this person gets in the way of a round of blockles, rendering one of the authors Rotted.

Example:

Bill: "Sorry noobcakes, Amy wants to go see a movie."
Alex: "Amy, you g-dam Block Blocker... We only got to play for 3 hours today... I am so ROTTED right now it's Unreal!"

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Floaters
-noun

A post scrambling Blockles effect where the victims blocks are suspended in mid air, making it very difficult to place blocks in correct positions, or make fluid lines. Floaters usually result in massive rage.

eg:

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Blockle Brain:
- Adjective

wait... what was I talking about?

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Operation: Thunder Hill
- Unknown

......... this.......... can't be.............. real.............

something.............. went wrong..................

10/31/08

............................................................ run..........................

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Quoob:
- Noun

The joining of two separate words to create an entirely new one. In this case, the words Queer and Noob have been conjoined to define someone who is of the uttermost inferior.

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Dallas Hitler:
- Person

A common misspelling of the emo artist Dallas Green. Kirley has come about this new pronunciation after finding historical records of Mr. Green taking part, and usually in the front line of most of the Blitzkriegs during the 1940's.

For a demonstration of Mr. Green's songs, follow the link below
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBGIQ7ZuuiU

Author's Note: Who names their kid Dallas? Pfft, what a Quoob

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Ring Face
-noun

A facial contortion caused by excessive scrambling of shit, in blockles. A face that resembles a victim of that crazy TV girl from the Ring.

eg:

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Bayman:
-noun

A type of pizza, specially ordered. Includes: Melted Butter, Fish. Typically ordered to entertain.

"Yeah man, can I have one large Bayman to go?"

Refer to figure A-1

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Parmesan Rape:
- Verb

Any unwanted or non consensual sexual advance made by a package of Parmesan cheese.

*Upon reading of label for the first time: "Excuse me?"

Refer to figure A-2

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Early Scrambled:
- Verb

Taking place in a game of Blockles; wherein one combatant uses the scramble power up within the first thirty seconds of the round.

Example:

"So I said 'listen lady, you can take your ovaries and ... DAMMIT! I HATE BEING EARLY SCRAMBLED!'"

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Uber Noob:
- Synonym

William Dungey

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Hiroshima'd:
- Verb

Dealing massive amounts of damage to your opponent in a short period of time, and usually when they are least suspecting it. Coined after the tragedy that Japan faced in World War 2.

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Blockle-a-thon:
- Noun

Anymore then 2 consecutive hours playing the same match of blockles... this is a regular occurance in the lives of the authors.

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Melted Butter
-noun

Melted butter is a choice pizza topping/dipping sauce for those wishing to no longer be a noob.

"Yeah, I'll have a large pepperoni pizza... melted butter on the side.

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Fuck This Game
-expletive

Usually said by author Dungey after a thorough ass-whipping in any particular video game. Followed, usually, by dramatically throwing the controller, resetting the console, exiting the game or otherwise ending the playing time.

*Dungey loses 17th round of Blockles.
"FUCK THIS GAME!"
*Dungey exits the web-browser.

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Rock Helmet
-noun

A choice military helmet worn by those playing Guitar Hero. Rock Out Helmet's can be from any era, though it is known that generally, only homosexuals wear those helmets originating from the 1960's.

*Kirley adorns Vietnam Rock Helmet.
Dungey - "Nice Rock Helmet *cough* fag *cough*"
*Kirley removes Vietnam Rock Helmet and adorns WWII-era Rock Helmet.
*Dungey lols.

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Snail Pwn/Roll:
- Noun

A epic pwn or rick roll in the form of a PO Box mail envelope.

Alex was snail rolled on his birthday... his retaliation is in the mail.

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lllllllllllllllllllololololol:
- expletive

Said the exact way it is spelled, used when something extreamly funny happens.

Example:

* based on true events
1.
Alex: "no we're not painting the room pink... only fancy pants, homo's and fairies paint their room pink"
Gen: "and Bill?"
Alex: "Exactly, lllllllllllllllololololololol"

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