Ring Face
-noun

A facial contortion caused by excessive scrambling of shit, in blockles. A face that resembles a victim of that crazy TV girl from the Ring.

eg:

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Bayman:
-noun

A type of pizza, specially ordered. Includes: Melted Butter, Fish. Typically ordered to entertain.

"Yeah man, can I have one large Bayman to go?"

Refer to figure A-1

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Parmesan Rape:
- Verb

Any unwanted or non consensual sexual advance made by a package of Parmesan cheese.

*Upon reading of label for the first time: "Excuse me?"

Refer to figure A-2

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Early Scrambled:
- Verb

Taking place in a game of Blockles; wherein one combatant uses the scramble power up within the first thirty seconds of the round.

Example:

"So I said 'listen lady, you can take your ovaries and ... DAMMIT! I HATE BEING EARLY SCRAMBLED!'"

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Uber Noob:
- Synonym

William Dungey

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Hiroshima'd:
- Verb

Dealing massive amounts of damage to your opponent in a short period of time, and usually when they are least suspecting it. Coined after the tragedy that Japan faced in World War 2.

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Blockle-a-thon:
- Noun

Anymore then 2 consecutive hours playing the same match of blockles... this is a regular occurance in the lives of the authors.

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Melted Butter
-noun

Melted butter is a choice pizza topping/dipping sauce for those wishing to no longer be a noob.

"Yeah, I'll have a large pepperoni pizza... melted butter on the side.

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Fuck This Game
-expletive

Usually said by author Dungey after a thorough ass-whipping in any particular video game. Followed, usually, by dramatically throwing the controller, resetting the console, exiting the game or otherwise ending the playing time.

*Dungey loses 17th round of Blockles.
"FUCK THIS GAME!"
*Dungey exits the web-browser.

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Rock Helmet
-noun

A choice military helmet worn by those playing Guitar Hero. Rock Out Helmet's can be from any era, though it is known that generally, only homosexuals wear those helmets originating from the 1960's.

*Kirley adorns Vietnam Rock Helmet.
Dungey - "Nice Rock Helmet *cough* fag *cough*"
*Kirley removes Vietnam Rock Helmet and adorns WWII-era Rock Helmet.
*Dungey lols.

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Snail Pwn/Roll:
- Noun

A epic pwn or rick roll in the form of a PO Box mail envelope.

Alex was snail rolled on his birthday... his retaliation is in the mail.

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lllllllllllllllllllololololol:
- expletive

Said the exact way it is spelled, used when something extreamly funny happens.

Example:

* based on true events
1.
Alex: "no we're not painting the room pink... only fancy pants, homo's and fairies paint their room pink"
Gen: "and Bill?"
Alex: "Exactly, lllllllllllllllololololololol"

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