Wednesday, October 8, 2008

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Winning Rick Roll Video Example


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Real Talk
-noun

Used to dictate something that is common knowledge, or truth.

"OHHHHHHHH SHIT REAL TALK SON"

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Hydro Bill
-noun

An amount of 30$. Commonly used to grab cash from student for petty use of electrical appliances. Money sought in this way is often used for the ingestion of coccaine.

"He used the light in his room, that's at least a hydro bill."

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Glowstick in a pond
-metaphor

Something that is not commonly understood by the population. Usually something that is instated by an outside force, suddenly.

"Tax cuts? That's a glowstick in a pond man..."

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Body Massage
-expletive

Used to cap off a sentance of particular offense.

"YO MOMMA... ohhhh body massage."

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Winning Rick Roll:
-noun

A Rick Roll of particular planning and execution, that goes above and beyond the status of a normal rick roll.

eg:
Placing a computer sound system strategically beneathe the bed of a visiting friend, running it's wires through the wall into a joining bedroom. Early in the morning, cueing a rick roll, from full volume.

"Yeah, it's about 1am now... let's give him the winning rick roll."

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Michael Buble
-noun

Critically acclaimed canadian recording artist. Excellent reviews and overall, more gross sales then Neil Young, a particularly homosexually inclined canadian recording artist.

Tuesday, August 12, 2008

DDAY - 1
-noun

A much anticipated date between the Author's. On this day, only one full 24 hour period remains before Author Kirley lands in noobfinland.

Wednesday, August 6, 2008

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Mudkip Time:
- Noun


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Dawsons Creek lol:
- noun

When a person lol's to the tune of popular teenage television show, Dawson's Creek.

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Blockle Raice:
- Verb

When players, in a game of blockles, race to place their peices down and reach the top fastest.

eg:

Dungey: "BLOCKLE RAICE BOIIIIIII"
Kirley: "NOOB AHAHAHAHAHA RAICE ME REHHHHHHH!"



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Man Day:
- noun

To take place on a specific day during a specific visit to a specific province, Man Day is a day dedicated to manly things of all nature. For instance, such things, though part of an ever growing list, include...

-Playing Football
-Watching violence
-Drinking canned beer
-Eating a 'Man'
-A steak wrapped in bacon, topped with melted cheese, with butter and hotsauce to dip.
-Wearing no / stained shirts
-burping / farting

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Scavenger
- Adjective

When one person waits for the other, always, to make a first move. Usually followed by a counterattack in the general or exact location first attacked by the non-scavenger.

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Tuesday, August 5, 2008

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Fastnbulbous:
-Noun

A squid eating dough from a polyethylene bag.

example:
"Fastnbulbous!"
"Thats right, the masscara snake, fastnbulbous! Also, a tin tear drop"
"Bulbous also tapered!"
"Thats right"

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Final Conquest
-Noun

A free Java based game of RISK which can be played for free with people all over the world.

http://www.finalconquest.com/

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Final Conquest Ranks
-Adjective

A point system determining how your skill stacks up to those you have faced. Upon clicking the "Worst of the Week" button; one can usually see a screen as such...


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